Baby Take It Off: Apple’s OS “Mavericks”

posted by / Blogs / June 11, 2013

Apple’s OS “Mavericks”
Apple’s OS “Mavericks”


Baby Take It Off!

Apple has always been the gold standard for hip artists everywhere. I am writing on a MacBook Pro right now and, I believe, it is running OSX v10.7, also called “Mountain Lion.” Before “Mountain Lion” there was “Lion,” “Snow Leopard,” “Leopard,” “Tiger,” “Panther,” “Jaguar,” “Puma,” “Cheetah” and “Kodiak” — as in “bear.” Spirit animals of the creative class. Dion Agius, the “Wombat” of professional surfing uses a MacBook and so does the “Kitty Kat” Dane Reynolds.

And even though Steve Jobs is dead, Apple is releasing its next operating system soon. Guess what it is called? “Mavericks!” (Not “Maverick’s” so they don’t have to pay Jeff Clark a licensing fee, I assume.) Wow! Has any spot had a better year? First there was Chasing Maverick’s and now this. Mavericks! Dion Agius will use Mavericks and so will Dane Reynolds. I will, too. I wonder if that makes Peter Mel mad? I wonder if Flea is going to want to slap me when my Tumblr, built out at Mavericks, smashes his? That is the thing about having an amazing year. Hip artists come right out of the woodwork and take over, leaving locals frustrated. Well, too bad for you Anthony Tashnick. Sorry Skindog. Dion, Dane and I are paddling out and you can all kiss our blogs. (Watch me kill Shawn Dollar on Instagram @chasdoesntsurf because I will be able to switch between Insta and Twitter super quick using Mission Control.) Come and meet your match, Skindog. I’ll be waiting.

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  • Bob R

    I think I’m gonna puke.

  • tony ty carson big island

    Bob R—Well said.

  • Jason

    I’m confused. Is this supposed to be a blog post, a news article, a piece of commentary? Because it achieves nothing, argues for nothing and makes no valid criticism or points on the said subject. More and more of this surfing mags content is just an assemblage of random words, slapped together with no clear purpose or point.

    At no point in your rambling, incoherent article were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    – Billy Madison’s Principal

  • Antonio

    California based company. No wonder the chose a surf spot to name the os.
    But I don’t think they will name the next os after a surf spot. Cause who would download an OS named OSX,13 aka The Wedge?