Barkeep…Another Round! ­— Kekoa Bacalso

posted by / Blogs / May 11, 2012

Kekoa Bacalso. Photo: Jimmicane
Kekoa Bacalso. Photo: Jimmicane

 

Here are the six individuals, living or dead, whom Kekoa Bacalso would drink with if given the chance. Barkeep…Another Round!

 

Rick James

Rick James

This guy is the man! Heʻs the “Super Freak.” Weʻd be back stage after one of his crazy performances raging with his groupies — sipping on Cognac and bringing the after party back to Charlie Murphyʻs house. F#ck your couch!

 

Adriana Lima

Adriana Lima

Iʻm sure I speak for every man that walks this earth in saying this girl is crazy hot. Iʻd be on the vodka waters not saying a word because I would be way too baffled if she was talking to me. Iʻd tell her how much I love acai bowls and Brazilian bikinis. At the end of the night, I would ask her to be my wife. The entire girlfriend/boyfriend stuff is overrated anyway!

 

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods

Heʻs the greatest golfer ever to play and the playboy of the century. Weʻd be smashing champagne after one of his wins, shooting the shit with his boys. Iʻd ask him what really happened? Specific details on his off-the-course-girl-rampage. I could only imagine how radical some of his stories are. I would suggest that he get back on his old program so he’d get his mojo back. (laughs)

 

Bill Gates

Bill Gates

One of the richest people that walks on earth. We would be chilling on his couch, drinking a sophisticated glass of gin. I would ask him if I could borrow a couple billion because we’re tight like that. Just a friendly IOU.

 

Duke Kahanamoku

Duke Kahanamoku

Hawaii’s own surfing pioneer! The original legend who started it all. On a sunny afternoon, on the beach of Waikiki, we’d be sipping on Primo Lager, grilling steaks on the BBQ. All the uncles would be playing their Ukeʻs and singing — the vibe would be high. Iʻd definitely give him a high five on what he’s accomplished for surfing and Hawaii. Just soak in the stories of all his amazing experiences.

 

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