Matt Meola may be a week away from winning $100,000 in Taylor Steele’s Innersection contest. If he pulls it, count on him to keep the tab running for a night to remember with all his friends. But if he could share a drink with any five people, living or dead, who’d they be? He answers in our new column, “Barkeep…Another Round!”
Peter Griffin of Family Guy is one of the best cartoon characters ever. Well, besides Cartman from South Park, but I can’t drink with him because he isn’t of age. I can only imagine going to the Drunken Clam, sipping down a few cold ones and seeing how my 30-minute episode unfolded.
Larry David is the creator of Seinfeld and the creator and star of Curb Your Enthusiasm. This guy has a better sense of humor than anybody I can think of. He says what we all are thinking and want to say but don’t have the balls to say it. Just think of the shit he would say with a few drinks in him.
David Duchovny as Hank Moody
This guy is a god to me. I study episodes of Californication in hopes of one day being half the ladies’ man that Hank Moody is. Now, if I got to meet and have a few drinks with him, I’m sure I would learn twice as much as any episode has to offer. Hank Moody, can I be your young grasshopper?
I’ve already had a drink with Ronnie Woods, so I thought why not add another Rolling Stone to the list? Mick Jagger is one of the greatest rock stars of all time. I’m sure this guy has an endless amount of stories that would blow your f–king mind.
I would be absolutely crazy to leave out my celebrity crush. I can’t say I’ve ever been in love, but seeing her on the big screen is pretty damn close. I would make sure I had drinks with Hank Moody and Mick Jagger before meeting her. With their advice and a few glasses of wine, I think I might have a chance.