Dueling Keyboards: #missingmygirl

posted by / Blogs / July 16, 2013

Dueling Keyboards: #missingmygirl

 

Dueling Keyboards

In the past, male and female professional surfers rarely ever united. Boys did their thing and girls did their own, separately. They were different cultures. But times have a way of changing. And now we have a retreat’s worth of smitten surf couples. A boat trip fling might lead to a flourishing relationship that could lead to marriage. And all this romance has been oozing over to social media. Some professional surfer couples are relentless with enamored Instagram posts. They shout their love from atop the Hashtag Mountain for all of followers to hear. Traditional masculinity is shoved aside to make way for modern endearment. Is this grand? Is it wretched? Chas Smith and Brendan Buckley take stands.

 

Chas Smith: I love that the surfer boys are all so in love and so public with their love. I think it is adorable.

 

Brendan Buckley: I too love the love. I once went as far as saying that I wish Gabriel Medina and Carissa Moore would procreate — a comment that I stand by. However, there is one thing that irks me about these relationships. You know what I’m talking about?

 

CS: I don’t. Tell me. What could possibly give you pause about young love with the added bonus of possibly making super surfing progeny? Is it all the affection on Instagram? #missingyou

 

BB: Exactly. Instagram has a way of sullying otherwise good things. It is turning our culture into a socially inept group of chumps that know no interaction other than thumbing through boring, filtered photos. It takes these surfy relationships and warps them into nervous displays of artificial affection.

 

CS: Why must you be so caustic? So darkened? Did Instagram break your heart? I will admit that some people do stream the blandest portraits of a life poorly lived. I can do without pictures, for example, of sunsets. But young love? I choose to believe that the surfy relationships and corresponding photographic proof are true. I choose to believe that the surfing man has evolved and is no longer scared about his sexuality. He is free to be sensitive! #cantwaittoseethisgirl

 

BB: Youthful love is one of the world’s most precious treasures, along with diamonds, gold and spiced rum. But young love should be kept busy doing young love things. It should amuse itself by drinking spiced rum and having sex in public restrooms, using thumbs to stimulate instead of scroll. It is meant to live, not to post. My concern is that these surf couples’ minds are fogged with worry about their public images. It’s a toxic obsession. How many people will like this? What do the comments say? How many new followers did I gain today? They fuss so much over this that they forget to actually live. They forget to actually love.

 

CS: But social media is the language of the young. It is the way they communicate with each other and communicate with the world. Certainly, at times, I don’t understand it either but I chalk it up to being old. What I applaud in these young men’s Insta stream is their lack of misogyny and their full embrace of their women.

 

BB: Social media may be the language of the young, but would a real man ever use any actual language to say, “sad eyes when we’re apart” to his dear? I don’t think so. This hashtagging is not born in our inherent desire to love, it’s from our adopted desire for likes. I think this trend is indicative of a raging flame of insecurities. A flame that, if not snuffed soon, could permanently damage a man’s dignity.

 

CS: I like to think that these boys have enough internal fortitude to weather storms of criticism. They are young poets. They are boys in love. It is like we are living in the Renaissance and the male slut caveman days are over. Good riddance, I say. Wear your hearts on your sleeves, I say. #toniiiiggggghhhtweareyoung

 

BB: So you believe that the male gender as a whole is at a turning point here? And that we will collectively turn into a group that expresses our love through hashtags?

 

CS: #itisthebeginningofagreatera #slystallonewouldhavehashtaggedinrockyiftheyexistedbackthen #adrian!

 

BB: #cyanide

 

How do you feel about the incessant public displays of affection? Should the culprits be tarred and feathered? Should their likenesses be sculpted and placed at the foot of HB pier? Do share your opinions.

 

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12 Responses to “Dueling Keyboards: #missingmygirl”

  1. plump blumpkin says:

    stupid

  2. michael says:

    Brendan won! He absolutely destroyed Chas.

  3. Young instahater says:

    I have to agree with Brendan on this one. Instagram is the land of needy attention whores, not the “language of the young”.

  4. bufu says:

    Chas’ writing represents most of the things that are wrong with surfing today. Nice job! Way to contribute to another shitty article.

  5. .Bianca says:

    haha….

  6. casey says:

    Epic thumb reference! haha

    I totally agree with all of Brenden’s thoughts, though Chas makes an ‘alright’ point about it being better to post photos of you and your chick than post the same boring b.s. That being said, I think what social media caters to (as well as exacerbates) is the heavy lazy-factor of so many people my age.

  7. chris says:

    What kind of person doesn’t like sunsets? That’s like not enjoying ice cream.

  8. Mik says:

    ur not free if ur afraid to be urSelf

    i’m with Chas, but i’m not w/o Brendan.

    in years past, Samarai were silent, but also poets

    and a true Surfer is nothing if not Samarai

  9. jimmy says:

    Instagram is lame!!People get so caught up in following other people’s life that they forget about there own life and dreams! It’s just a bunch of the same old shit, all in a one inch frame. Loosing out on real interaction with people while staring at your instagram is just plain stupid!! Here’s a hashtag for you…#killyourinstgramaccountandstartlivingyourlife

  10. jugalooooo says:

    #thefirsttimei’veeverenjoyedanythinginvolvingchassmith

  11. sam says:

    you should do a follow-up in a few years to see how many of these chicks are with these guys after their careers are over. Luke Davis about done being a Jr and no chance of success with the big boys. From surf star to coffee boy in 24 months? Bank it.

  12. nextofkin says:

    Please stop allowing Chas to write for Surfing, so he can to get back to his full time job as a ghost writer for Perez Hilton

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