Noa clicks on an old Hole song. Banting patiently waits for the song to end and clicks on the new Kanye. There is no argument whatsoever; they continue to finish their Cooper’s Pale Ales and shoot the shit. Both 21 years old, they actually competed against each other for years, growing up.
“What would ya rather be, a dolphin or a bird?” asks Banting.
“I reckon a bird,” says Noa. “Although I’ve thought about that question a lot. I reckon a horse actually. No wait…a bird. Some bird of prey just coming down on some rat, like, ‘You’re done, mate!’ Or maybe a bear, eating salmon in a river...”
“I’d go bird, for sure,” nods Matt. “Eagles are the sickest.”
“Boobs or butts?”
Critical issues like that, which must be discussed or re-examined.