Fame Monsters

posted by SURFING Magazine / News / May 2, 2011

We call them the Adolescents: Kolohe / Balaram / Evan / Conner / Nat / Luke / Andrew. At least one is gonna be famous famous — we’re sure of it. But who? Why? How?

The Adolescent most likely to be famous is...

Evan Geiselman: For hooking up with both Olsen twins on the same night, on two separate continents, and repeatedly calling each by the other’s name in the process. And live-tweeting it.
Kolohe Andino: For saving California from bankruptcy by buying all its state parks, then signing the check, “Swoosh, bitches!”
Balaram Stack: For rapping a cameo verse on Jay-Z’s The Blueprint 5 under the stage name Baller & Stacks.
Luke Davis: For simply being famous — like most modern celebrities — aided by his forthcoming MTV reality show Luke-ing For Trouble.
Nat Young: For winning a landslide victory in the Santa Cruz mayoral race on a Legalize It! platform, thereby becoming the freckled face of an ascendant “Green” Party.
Conner Coffin: For getting on the wine one night and sneaking into Montecito neighbor Oprah Winfrey’s property — there capturing iPhone footage to prove Oprah is indeed a lesbian.
Andrew Doheny: For playing lead guitar in an indie darling grunge throwback three-piece called Droid Rage.

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One random voter gets a massive pack from Famous Accessories for spitting wisdom, and years from now, we all get to say we knew so-and-so way back when (then tear that famous prick to shreds for selling out). Savvy?

Results and a winner will be picked this Friday, May 6th. Vote. They get famous. You get Famous.

Famous Surf Accessories Announces Jeran Fraser As Executive Vice President

posted by SURFING Magazine / News / October 10, 2012

Jeran brings over 15 years of experience to the Southern California based brand

“I’m honored to have the opportunity to work with Famous Surf,” explains Fraser

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2012 Surfing Walk of Fame Inductees Announced

posted by Jason Miller / News / June 20, 2012

Peterson, Brewer, Ho, Collins, Draper, Cairns, Wood to be honored at 19th annual ceremony in Huntington Beach

“The Surfing Walk of Fame board of directors is very excited with this year’s voter-selected honorees for the 2012 induction,” said Don MacAllister

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2011 Surfing Walk of Fame Inductees Announced

posted by SURFING Magazine / News / June 3, 2011

Machado, Frye, Dale, “Gidget”, Beacham, Fury and Hole in Wall Gang honored in 18th annual ceremony

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7 Responses to “Fame Monsters”

Claude says:

May 3, 2011 at 6:44 am

Ah yes, ye olde “suit with a backwards cap” look. On loan from Brody Jenner circa ’02 I’ll assume.
blakely says:

May 3, 2011 at 11:00 am

droids going have his own board company, will be a famous hipster street artist, and his super indie reverb band will have all of williamsburg and silverlake creaming their panties
Jay says:

May 3, 2011 at 11:40 am

Stacks is always wearing his fitted, I don’t think the kid knows who the fuck brody jenner is. Neither do I.
bro fest says:

May 3, 2011 at 5:54 pm

these guys are good at surfing.
in interviews, you can insert all stereotypes about surfers’ intelligence.
my hope is that they get an education somehow.
combined, they have as much depth as a puddle.
boring personalities, lots of ego, but that is to be expected at this stage.
manage them well, keep microphones away from them, and let them dominate the world.
Walter says:

May 5, 2011 at 10:15 am

Who cares, I just want to win the Famous gear! Best grips and wax bar none!!
CameronB says:

May 6, 2011 at 11:51 am

The Olson twins option is just legendary. I now have a new life goal.
zcoffin says:

May 7, 2011 at 8:54 am

The earth is mostly water; water is their life; may they enjoy every drop.