Has Anybody Seen Matt Banting’s Knee?

You in the mood for a little bit of repulsion? Yeah? Sweet. Why don’t you go ahead and watch Matt Banting seemingly turn the anatomical structure of his left leg into an odd-shaped bowl of your aunt’s referred-to-as-famous-but-mostly-just-average chocolate pudding. That should do it. An MRI revealed that the ‘CT rookie dislocated and relocated his knee here, but it only resulted in some bruised bones. Banting will be out for 3-6 weeks — most likely, he’ll be back for Tahiti. Which is great news, ’cause he sure as hell won’t be going for any alley-oops there.