Help Us Choose a Caption

posted by / News / January 20, 2011

UPDATE: And the people have spoken. See below.

Heavens, we tried. We tried to pick a winning caption for the Dusty Payne photo below from Nixon’s Limited Edition Hawaii Lodown giveaway. But you submitted 100+ ideas on Facebook, Twitter, and here on, and we just couldn’t agree on one.


Can you take care of that part? We’ve narrowed our picks down to the top five you see below. Let us know which one deserves a Nixon watch in the poll below. (and don’t bother double-voting, we can tell), and whichever gets most votes by Friday night gets the Lodown. Ok?




(And here’s that watch again. Delish.)

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16 Responses to “Help Us Choose a Caption”

  1. sam says:

    way to pick the gayest possible comments as the top 5

  2. horatio says:

    they’re not even original

  3. Kevin says:

    Is this a joke? That’s your top 5.

  4. Nami says:

    none of them deserve that watch

  5. Wills says:


  6. marktshark says:

    Why do all the captions have to be gross? Can’t we have a “normal” caption?
    I noticed Nixon even had profanity on their web page. I like the watch but not the captions or website.

  7. Ollie says:

    Yes, profanity is fucking scary. I hate to think what dirty words and PG-13 humor are doing to our angelic white children. They’re indubitably being soured and turned naughty by such atrocious language as, say, “boner,” which is a foul fucking word. Shame on Surfing Magazine. Shame.

  8. Andre says:

    these are all stupid

  9. Shawn says:

    I liked the Alaina comment, why was that not in the top 5?

  10. alice says:

    how about. “Man I can’t believe i boned that chick last night. I should have worn a rubber.”

  11. JRH says:

    All of these captions suck. Give Ollie the watch ^^^

  12. Tommy says:

    The vote is on the which one is not the worst. Where is the wonderment of the choices which would bring a chuckle to my soul.

  13. Adam says:

    Give them all watches! (worth a shot)

  14. Anonymous says:

    Come on guys, boners are the funniest thing ever! Just say “boner” out loud right now and see if you don’t crack up.

  15. Casey says:

    I’d go with , ” I sure hope I win this heat in the last 2 seconds…”

  16. anaonymous says:

    I feel like the runners up should get t-shirts or something.

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