Help Us Choose a Caption

posted by / News / January 20, 2011

UPDATE: And the people have spoken. See below.

Heavens, we tried. We tried to pick a winning caption for the Dusty Payne photo below from Nixon’s Limited Edition Hawaii Lodown giveaway. But you submitted 100+ ideas on Facebook, Twitter, and here on, and we just couldn’t agree on one.


Can you take care of that part? We’ve narrowed our picks down to the top five you see below. Let us know which one deserves a Nixon watch in the poll below. (and don’t bother double-voting, we can tell), and whichever gets most votes by Friday night gets the Lodown. Ok?




(And here’s that watch again. Delish.)

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  • sam

    way to pick the gayest possible comments as the top 5

  • horatio

    they’re not even original

  • Kevin

    Is this a joke? That’s your top 5.

  • Nami

    none of them deserve that watch

  • Wills


  • marktshark

    Why do all the captions have to be gross? Can’t we have a “normal” caption?
    I noticed Nixon even had profanity on their web page. I like the watch but not the captions or website.

  • Ollie

    Yes, profanity is fucking scary. I hate to think what dirty words and PG-13 humor are doing to our angelic white children. They’re indubitably being soured and turned naughty by such atrocious language as, say, “boner,” which is a foul fucking word. Shame on Surfing Magazine. Shame.

  • Andre

    these are all stupid

  • Shawn

    I liked the Alaina comment, why was that not in the top 5?

  • alice

    how about. “Man I can’t believe i boned that chick last night. I should have worn a rubber.”

  • JRH

    All of these captions suck. Give Ollie the watch ^^^

  • Tommy

    The vote is on the which one is not the worst. Where is the wonderment of the choices which would bring a chuckle to my soul.

  • Adam

    Give them all watches! (worth a shot)

  • Anonymous

    Come on guys, boners are the funniest thing ever! Just say “boner” out loud right now and see if you don’t crack up.

  • Casey

    I’d go with , ” I sure hope I win this heat in the last 2 seconds…”

  • anaonymous

    I feel like the runners up should get t-shirts or something.