Let’s face it. You need a new wetsuit. Your current one, bless its very soul, is holey and it smells like the ignored pile of used rags at that sits aside the ice chest at the gloomy bar your Grandpa used to somehow love (the one where pints of Budweiser are forever $2 and the bartender is more inebriated than every patron). The rubber is old now; it’s stiff and crusty. Not to mention, wetsuit technology has evolved quite a bit in the last few years and you’ve essentially been surfing in the wetsuit equivalent to a BlackBerry. So go ahead, treat yourself. You deserve it. You’ve earned it. But before you go splurging, conduct some research. Consult SURFING’s 2014 wetsuit buyers guide and pick your future old smelly crusty disgusting wetsuit.