Jake will have to ask Taj Burrow for rides to the beach.
In from Jake Patterson via email:
“After a great week in G-Land, I get back to Perth and start the three-hour drive back home. About 30 minutes to go, the car starts to play up, so I pull over to have a look under the car and there is a small fire. I tried to put it out for about five minutes then it was too late! The poor old Audi is no more!”
Moral of the story: Always buckle up.
Hope there were no boards inside. Or babies.