Today I heard a man say to his friend that he expected I would be a lot better. In real life I don't surf as good as he thought I would. He wasn't being mean he just didn't think I could hear. I have been thinking about that a lot and I thought that I should tell you guys that this clip of me surfing is of all my best things if you watch me surf in real life I fall off things and blow sections but I don't put the bad stuff on Instagram. I just put the good stuff on ❤️Sabre @dhdsurf
The process of discovery is pretty simple in 2016.
We carry the world around in our pockets and most questions have answers that are only a few pixels away — including questions we don’t even realize we’re asking.
For example, today I wasn’t asking who my favorite surfer was. I already knew it was Michael Dunphy because he is the Texas Rattlesnake and each one of his turns boasts the venom of a thousand snakes! But while I was on Instagram, not asking that question, I found this post and an unlikely answer.
She is my new favorite surfer. First off, because her name. Secondly, because she does shuv-its. Tied for third: because she’s 11-years-old and because she wears a helmet. Ninthly (skating doesn’t do too much for me), because she can land 540s on a skateboard. See:
So now, because of 2016 and the modern process of discovery, Sabre Norris is my favorite surfer. I’m sorry Dunphy. Maybe you should wear a helmet and do some shuv-its and we can work this out.
PS – Who’s this man she’s referring to in that Instagram caption? Heard it was Tom Brady.