Happy Ending: One Stone

9O1A3540_1Yadin Nicol, up close and Dane Reynolds, back there. Photo: Nick Liotta

Everybody wants to kill two birds with one stone.

Rarely does it ever work out. Truth is, you could equip an MLB pitcher with an unlimited supply of gravel and he could throw stones until his shoulder dislocates — he still probably won’t take out two fowl with one rock. You’ll find it similarly difficult in life outside of animal abuse. One purposefully thrown stone per task, that’s the going rate. The two-for-one is rare.

But it’s possible. Here’s Yadin Nicol and Dane Reynolds in Ventura, with feathers flying all over the fucking place.