“I’m just out on the couch, trying to recover,” would be Brett’s status update on Facebook right now. If he had the energy to post it. He just spoke those words via cell phone in a defeated, half-asleep drawl as yet another Sprite Slam Dunk Contest replay spills from the archives of NBA TV. Why is Brett Simpson, 24 year-old ball of positive energy, all laid up at only 8:45pm? Simple, I just beat the hell out of him.
Naaaaahhhhhh. Kevin Dean did it; he ran his boys ragged today down at the beach. They got outside the gym for today’s workout, doing a rather vicious sprint/surf/sprint circuit in shat-blown Huntington all afternoon. To wit:
- Run around a lifeguard tower.
- Charge into the Victory At Sea conditions and score at least a 6 in twenty minutes.
- Return to the beach and repeat steps 1 and 2.
- Become dispirited and consider a career with Vons (great cheese discounts).