The silliest things come out of Scott Bass’s keyboard.

posted by / Stuart / January 30, 2009

…but his surf reporting on KPBS 89.5 FM in San Diego is unbelievable. He speaks like a rapid-fire auctioneer taking bids on the swell forecast.

“Twotofourfeetcleanandglassyrightnowoutofthesouthwestnosignoftomorrow’snorthwestgroundswellyetbutmygoodnessifitgetsany

biggerandthewindsstayrightwecouldseesomeofthebestconditionsonofferthroughoutSanDiegoCountysincemidOctoberand

ifyouhaven’tnoticedI’myettotakeabreathsincestartingthissurfreporthereonKPBSthat’sstaminathat’slungcapacitythat’sallfortoday

andfolksyou’dbettergetoutandgetyoursbeforethecrowdcomesoffworkatfive…”

 

And so on. But really, some of the stuff he writes on Surfer’s website is just ridiculous.

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