The silliest things come out of Scott Bass’s keyboard.

The silliest things come out of Scott Bass’s keyboard.

…but his surf reporting on KPBS 89.5 FM in San Diego is unbelievable. He speaks like a rapid-fire auctioneer taking bids on the swell forecast. “Twotofourfeetcleanandglassyrightnowoutofthesouthwestnosignoftomorrow’snorthwestgroundswellyetbutmygoodnessifitgetsany biggerandthewindsstayrightwecouldseesomeofthebestconditionsonofferthroughoutSanDiegoCountysincemidOctoberand ifyouhaven’tnoticedI’myettotakeabreathsincestartingthissurfreporthereonKPBSthat’sstaminathat’slungcapacitythat’sallfortoday andfolksyou’dbettergetoutandgetyoursbeforethecrowdcomesoffworkatfive…”   And so on. But really, some of the stuff he writes on Surfer’s website is just ridiculous.