"<p><iframe src=\\"http:\\\/\\\/player.vimeo.com\\\/video\\\/60776414?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0&color=ffffff\\" width=\\"1000\\" height=\\"563\\" frameborder=\\"0\\" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen><\\\/iframe><\\\/p>\\n<p>Is this potentially the art-weirdy-ist surf movie since that girl put a loaf of bread on her shoulder?<\\\/p>\\n<p><em><strong>We have no idea. But Jack Coleman always makes for interesting trailers. (Oh wait, this isn’t him. Now what?)<\\\/strong><\\\/em><\\\/p>\\n"