Hector Santamaria is a child of chi, but don’t call him a chi bastard. He reads a lot and studies authors like C.S. Lewis, but don’t call him a book nerd. He’s filled with froth, flips, stoke and smiles, but whatever you do, don’t call him a purple-headed yogurt slinger. Call him Hector—just a kid from Puerto Rico who surfs way, way better than you do.