“Er, um, we need a name that’s witty at first, but that seems less funny each time you hear it.” —Principal Skinner, The Simpsons Episode [9F21] “Homer’s Barbershop Quartet”
How much longer will people keep punning on Josh Kerr’s name? Kerrzy, the Kerrupt flip, his new Kerrazy Kronicles. Not to be disKerrteous to Josh, but there’s a Kerrnel of desperation at this point. The wordplay falls flatter than Kerrsten Dunst’s face and you sort of Kerringe when you hear it. He’s gotta kick this shit to the Kerrb. Maybe Josh will throw a Kerrve and just call his film “Josh Kerr Surfing at Places.” Minimalism is in, Kerrently.
The above clips are rejects from three months of filming on Bali for Kerrazy Kronicles, which should be wrapped up in March or April and released for free download at Kerr-azy.com.
Josh is locked in as 30th seed for the ASP World Tour this year, and Transworld recently posted this interview with him if your Kerriousity extends that far.
(Seriously, this clip is pretty
fucked up right here. What’s the actual film going to be like? And why isn’t Josh on Lost Atlas?)