Imagine if every 13-year-old kid was like Kyuss King. Just a bunch of long-haired mutants taking over. Being rambunctious and kicking the tail around. Laying it on rail at Snapper then getting out of the water and listening to Led Zeppelin while they do homework or something. The world would be an interesting place, no? Maybe it’s best that there is only one Kyuss King. Still, if you’re 13, it wouldn’t hurt to be a little bit like Kyuss. And it definitely wouldn’t hurt to surf like him.