This is 365 days of Michael “The Scorpion” Dunphy wrapped into 2:28, adorned with a bow. The well-trained eye will spot a little bit of Mexico in here, some clips from Santa Cruz, and even a dash of the Caribbean. But what the eye won’t see is anything from Virginia Beach. Although The Scorpion was born and raised on her shores, his presence in VB is as rare as Moby Dick in Manhattan. And, from the looks of this clip, that’s a good thing.