Serious question: Would you rather surf like Ozzie Wright or Mick Fanning? Mick seems like the easy answer — the guy has won 3 world titles and humdings every single wave he stands up on — but let’s not rule out Ozzie. Look at how much fun he has! He’s still surfing weird boards in weird waves and being more interesting than anybody. And he’s still trying 10-foot airs on a single fin.