Phillip Goold // East Coast // 2:56

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Sometimes, simplicity is the best policy. This clip features Virginia Beach’s Phillip Goold and it’s as simple as glossy ceramic bowl of fluffy white rice. Phillip won’t try any kerrupt flips. He’s not going to do a passion pop like a dickhead. He’s just going to get really, really barreled and surf hard on rail with a style more pleasing than a strawberry-banana smoothie on summer’s hottest day. Mmmm. The surfing starts at 1:04 for all the goldfish attention spans out there.